Tuesday, 30 December 2014

5 Top BLIND Faiths That still exists In India


India is literally a country of Variations and there are many religious views of people but there are many blind faiths that still exist in India Here are The TOP 5

Number5:- दध का उफलना( overboiling of milk)



Number4:- दीये का बुझना (Typical Indian Cinema scene)



Number3:- काम पर जाते हुए को पीछे से बुलाना(Its really weird dude)




Number2:- छींक (sneeze, are u serious? )



Number1:- बिल्ली का रास्ता काटना(Black cat crossing your way)



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Monday, 29 December 2014

5 Top Indian Excuses To DRINK!!


"Drinking" is not at all Cool, but we indians can find excuses for any purpose , Here are the Top 5 excuses

Number5:- On ShivRatri, Bholenath ka Prasaad




Number4:-Result day , Every student
If got passed ,Partii shartiii..
If got failed,To remove sadness

Number3:- Bahut Din Ho gaye
Hey!! dude .. Its alcohol not your Dialysis



Number2:- Marriage is not Marriage without the so called "INTEZAAM"



Number1:- Last but the Beast, weather excuse
If it is summer Gala sukh sukh sa raha hai
If it is Monsoon Bhai .. yahi to mausam hai iss sab ka
If it is winter Chai m vo majja kahan jo "Uss.." mai hai




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Saturday, 27 December 2014

5 Top Indian Reasons to Suicide



"Suicide" is no more a crime in INDIA according to the latest ammendment, but don't you want to know the reason behind this act
Here are the Top 5 Indian Reasons to suicide

5 Break-Up (Idiots)
Yaa.. Its sounds Foolish but its true. Most of the youngsters choose to escape from their life, if they fails in their relationship



4 Bad Grades (Students)

Not all students are toppers and neither all can be
5 Tips To get Good Marks in Exams
But some poor folks takes their Bad result too much seriously and chooses wrong path



3 Drug Addiction(Youth)
No Doubt!!! " Taking Drugs is like a slow death " which decays your health slowly but surely



2 LoanBurden(Farmers)
Especially in India , Many farmers chooses to suicide because of heavy burdens of Loan
No Doubt Govt. has taken many effective steps to decrease this rate but still there are a lot of such cases



1 Family Disputes(Women)
Women Empowerment, Women Reservation, Women Security .... theses all things sounds FAKE whenever we heard about suicides by women due to home disputes, eve teasing, family pressure and many such idiotic cases



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Friday, 26 December 2014

5 Tortures from parents ONLY Elder ones can Understand



1 You commit mistake - Your mistake
Your Younger brother mistake - Still, its your mistake


2 Your younger brother's pocket money = His money
Your pocket money = Your Money + your brother's money in case he spend his pocket money




3 He Hit you - He is younger
You hit him - You got slapped


4 You got bad grades - You are worst in studies
Your younger brother got bad grades - How can younger one can get good grades when the elder one is not studying well




5 He got recession in Scolding lecture everytime because either mom or Dad takes his side , But in case of Elders bashhh!!!!!! BOOM!!!!! Sataaakkk!!! oops! !

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Thursday, 25 December 2014

5 Reasons to feel proud after getting "Screened In" in SSB .


1 Yes!! Uncle ,I have appeared SSB
This is what you are going to say whenever some of your relative will interrogate about your career

2 I have made it to stay there for 5 days
If you made it to pass through 1st day screening, You are one of those 10% screened in candidates and that is itself a big achievement



3 You are giving a JOB INTERVIEW at the age of 18
and thats not a small thing

4 Whether You get recommended or not, you return home with a better personality



5 You are a winner before your parents , friends and even before your girlfriend oops! !

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Wednesday, 24 December 2014

5 Experiences everyone goes through during winters

1 Toughest Decison To Take bath or not
If it comes Head, I will take bath and if it comes tail I will just wash up my face
and If the coin would remain in the air, God swear I will take bath



2 Everyone behave like "Jadoo" of "Koi Mil gya" movie

Dhoop chahiye,I want sunlight




3 You wore as much wollen clothes, enough as to make you look like a polar bear



4 Shivveerrriinng!!!!!!
You can't write or type correctly because You are shivering enough to move a building oops!



5 Hot Coffee! Hot Coffee!
Coffee ,what you want all the day



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Tuesday, 23 December 2014

5 Easy Tips To get GOOD MARKS in EXAMS

1 Syllabus Margin



The most important thing is to Divide your syllabus according to your exam pattern and then start preparing.


2 Time management



You should be consistent towars studies throughout the year, Yet for Revision Dividing syllabus to the remaining time is better
If you have 12 Chapters to revise and there are 4 das to your exam then prepare 3 chapters each day, It helps a lot

3 Determination

All planning may go in vain if you have less determination.
Remember Intelligence is 10% Inspiration and 90% perspiration



Take Enough sleep

Don't study the whole night before exam You Must have a good sleep
to freshen up your mind





5 Secret Tip


During the exam, When you get te question paper, Don't read the whole question paper at once

Sometimes It overexcite or depress our brain

It is better to read questions one-by-one and solve them instantaneously

If you are worrying about the mistakes that may exist in your question paper, then don't worry about it, There are many other students to check the question paper who were giving exam alongwith you

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Sunday, 21 December 2014

5 things about android phones that give us headache or even heart attack.

1 Battery Low

Ohh!! GOd my battery is just 2% .

Charging. ... . .. ... . .. ...

. .. ...after 4 hours.

100% Charged.

After 45 minutes

No man .. its again 3%
now.

2 3G packs

Ya ... Man .. 2g speed is not going to work unless you have turtle genes in your DNA And 3G packs are too costly , enough as to let you beg before your parents .



3 Features Crises


If the camera is good then RAM will be low, if ROM is good then processor will be not enough. Either You are really lucky if you got all feature in one phone or you have enough money so as to buy a 40K phone

4 Updates

First Jellybean update then kitkat and Now Lolipop Android versions are updating every year but not every android phone get updates. You have to buy a new phone everytime for a latest android version



Large rate of data usage

And the last but not least is the large rate of data usage.

1Gb can mostly last long for 15 days

You can't expect more than it




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5 Types of Facebook friends who deserved to get blocked by everyone.

1. Tag Machines

"Ajay has tagged a photo of you. "

And guess what I am not anywhere in the pic.

Tag means to notify those friends who are related to that pic. But 90 % of times, I don't have a damn relation with that pic .

2. Emotional fools

Ajay is feeling Alone with rahul and 49 others

This is the height of foolishness. I mean if there are 50 friends around you, How can u feel alone

3. Like beggers

' Bro, plz like my profile
pic
'

" sure, its done"

' and also comment 'its cool bro' in the comment box'

These are one who seriosly deserve to be shooted


4. Poking idiots

Ajay has poked you

Ya, bro. Why you poked me?

poke, whats that

Go and first learn the meaning of poke,

u B$$$$$d. Oops .. !!

5. Idiotic status updaters

I know you have a good shayari skills. But wait MAN ... who update 20
shayari statuses in a Row


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